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November 5, 2019 / 64,942 notes

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why do toontown npcs have some of the worst names conceivable 

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The panel of jurors at my execution sentencing

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October 30, 2019 / 56,139 notes

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I feel like I’ve memorized kermit the frog well enough at this point to sculpt him without looking at the clay. Wish me luck.

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scrumptious

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I have decided to submerge clay Kermit in vinegar so that will become ripe in the pickling process

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OH! oh it’s vinegar! okay

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October 29, 2019 / 88,200 notes

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Bitch I have literally wept from stress at a job paying me under $20k.

I and this lovely elderly woman do the closing shift at the kitchen in which we work. We’re scheduled until 10 pm, but lately there’s been so much stuff to do and we’re so understaffed that we cannot make it on time. The last time we worked together, she started crying twice because of how insane it is that we had to stay so late. We ended up getting out at 11:30. We make fuckin minimum wage. CEOs can go fuck themselves.

Huh…didn’t know the money you get magically means you can’t feel the stress of a job.

Difference is, if a CEO misses a day of work due to stress caused by the job, they’re fine. Whatever. They have money they can fall back on. If my coworker misses a day of work due to stress caused by the job, she’s fucked. She could be evicted from her home.

CEOs can reduce their stress by helping their underlings and making sure their companies run smoothly. What can us minimum wage workers do? What can we do to reduce the stress at work? Absolutely fucking nothing. We’re not allowed to close early. We’re not allowed to deny customers. We don’t have adequate help.

Shut up.

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October 11, 2019 / 1,055,403 notes

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what is it about capybaras that attracts groups of small animals to them?
Its not just mammals either its like birds and turtles and frogs too

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look at this shit

They radiate peace

capybaras are friend shaped

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This is actually a cool thing I know about!

In the wild capybaras live in large groups so naturally a female capybara will take care of not only her own offspring, but all of the other offspring in the group. So capybaras are super great mothers who will adopt pretty much anything and take care of it.

Lots of places that rescue different animals will give a group of baby animals to a capybara to raise if they have one.

Like puppies

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Ducks

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Deer

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Emus

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They are just super calm animals so they’re naturally great at mothering or just existing in a group!

mom shaped

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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

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koobaxion:

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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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how many hands you got

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

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allow me illustrate you

that’s still four people

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i truly can’t make this any clearer

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

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don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

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